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One girlfriend.
Infinite uptime.*

amberbot is the world's first intertwined humanoid robot, specialising in football, mechatronics engineering, and great chat. Builds robots, wins headers, and creates emotional distress for her worst enemies. amberbot will always have your back. *uptime not guaranteed before 11am

unboxing…
amberbot
COLLECTOR UNIT
AMBER JOE
The 3D box needs WebGL, which is usually off because hardware acceleration is disabled. In Chrome: Settings → System → turn on "Use graphics acceleration when available", then restart Chrome.

Strictly no returns — she stays by your side forever.

One product. Three tiers.

Get the product in three different versions. The product is Amber.

Acquaintance
$0/mo
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Boyfriend · Enterprise
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Talk to amberbot

Free tier includes unlimited chat. Responses not guaranteed to be helpful. Or nice.

9mber@amberjoe.com — /usr/bin/girlfriend
$ ./boot_sequence.sh
[ OK ] servo calibration ......... 100%
[ OK ] football module ........... loaded
[ OK ] emotion driver ............ v21 (latest)
[WARN] patience buffer ........... 12% remaining
$ 9mber --interactive
9mber: hey, i'm 9mber — the robot version of amber. ask me anything. accuracy not guaranteed.
you@guest:~$

Imperfection, is Perfection

“Many people ask me how I built the perfect personal robot. Easy, I did it by copying the perfect person. No one buys an amberbot because it has the best mobility or the best organisation skills. Else, people would buy from our competitors. The reason we are in millions of households, is because amber connects with people like no one else has done. People don't want a robot that picks up clothes as soon as they are on the floor, people want a robot that yaps about random stuff. Imperfection, is perfection.”

— Darcy, Founder of amberbot